Thursday, January 13, 2011

The Sky is Falling

The news has been recently filled with stories about hundreds of birds that have died and fallen from the sky in such places as Arkansas, Maryland, Louisiana, and Italy. This is fascinating and far reaching as scientists scramble to discover the reasons why. What could cause such large masses of birds to die and fall from the sky?

I feel, however, that the researchers and media are missing the real answer. In their frantic search for clues they have overlooked the obvious conclusion to this overwhelming mystery...birds do not remain in suspension in the air after they die but indeed fall to the ground. Sir Issac Newton's law of gravity, proven yet again.

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Life is just too funny to be taken so seriously