Wednesday, September 2, 2009

I'll Cry if I Want To

There are very few things that make a grown man cry. In fact I can only think of five. Here they are in no particular order:

  • The movie "Old Yeller" (come on, it is a movie about a man's best friend)
  • Watching your favorite sports team lose in a close, hard fought game.
  • Having to buy your wife or girlfriend feminine products and then to running into someone you know while at the store with said products in hand.
  • Finding out the person you're in love with is a vegetarian.
  • Discovering a new all-you-can-eat buffet where you live.

Yep, I think that about sums it all up.


TamBaum said...

So you must be in love with someone besides Emily? Please tell me she is not going all earthly on me!

Abbie said...

hahaha. Jared for president!

jared said...

No Tami, thankfully Emily is not a vegetarian. I would cry though if I found out she was.

And Abbie, thanks for the vote but I think i still have a long way to go. lol

Lindsay said...

Oh man Jared. It's been WAY Too long since I've been on your blog. You just made my Saturday quite entertaining with all of your recent posts. I'm such a lucky person to get to call you MY relative!!

Allison said...

I'm glad to see the clarification that Emily is not a vegetarian. And that you don't have a girlfriend. And I say, yes, cry if you want to.

Life is just too funny to be taken so seriously