Watch Out, Here Comes a Temper Tantrum

In ten minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined. But this is still only a fraction of the energy released during a ten minute tantrum from a 3 year old. Scientists are looking into way to harness this energy, without destroying the world. Apparently it's not as easy as taking candy from a baby...although that will most certainly cause a tantrum.

I'll Cry if I Want To

There are very few things that make a grown man cry. In fact I can only think of five. Here they are in no particular order:

• The movie "Old Yeller" (come on, it is a movie about a man's best friend)
• Watching your favorite sports team lose in a close, hard fought game.
• Having to buy your wife or girlfriend feminine products and then to running into someone you know while at the store with said products in hand.
• Finding out the person you're in love with is a vegetarian.
• Discovering a new all-you-can-eat buffet where you live.

Yep, I think that about sums it all up.